[Book Plot Summary]
Book Prologue
So the protagonist was born a black child to a wealthy white mother. And the horrible ass midwife tried to KILL đ˝ HER đ˝ since the social stigma wouldâve been too much. Luckily Auntie Aggie came in clutch and saved this baby. Also dead soldiers resurrected in Gettysburg lmao
Chapter 1
aight so boom
Basically the story centers a girl named âJaneâ who attends a combat academy known as âMiss Prestonâs School of Combat for Negro Girlsâ
So context, essentially after the civil war, old soldiers resurrected and terrorized the whole fuck out of everybody. Theyâre called âshamblersâ and theyâre basically these like undead hoes that, I thiiiiiiink, can turn other hoes into undead as well if bitten. So after the Civil War (?????), armies fought these hoes and made it so that most major cities were shambler-free.
Racistly, Congress decided to make these combat schools specifically for black and native students to fight off shamblers
Also, all the teachers of the academy are white because racism
So thatâs why Jane is here along with her Day 1, Sue, and the light-skinned/aggravating classmate, Katherine (never Kate)
So Jane starts off being clockt for having low scores in her etiquette classes by her etiquette teacher, Miss Anderson, along with THE Miss Duncan
Come to find out Miss Anderson whitely gave Jane harder tests than everybody else
Despite this, Jane is encouraged to step her shit up because sheâs tryna be whatâs called an âAttendantâ which is a position where etiquette is increasingly important. Attendants are basically hired by white women to protect them from shamblers, but attendants also need to be cute and classy
Some white bitch is about to talk about the state of America and shamblers and Jane is voluntold to go along
Chapter 2
So basically Jane has to SPRINT to make it to the carriage on time
She has to sit with Miss Duncan and sycophant ass Katherine which yikes
Jane donât trust âshambler-freeâ nonsense since her own ass mama got bitten by one
Katherine is predictably shady and boring to her
They see a shambler in the form of this blond-haired girl and it sounds fucking terrifying
The Edgarâs, these white women from Charleston, were looking to recruit a âPreston girlâ to serve as an attendant to keep them safe
Chapter 3
Jane recalls how she once saw a shambler kill her friend, Zeke, and it was fucked the fuck up
But also it was highkey preventable since mfs decided to go poking a shambler stuck in a fence...like whet?!
Chapter 4
Miss Duncan and Katherine ask Jane why she thinks shamblers are a thing and sheâs like âprobably a virus caused by micro bacteriaâ and Katherine was like âthis bitch think itâs caused by miceâ smh...
Everyone arrives to Baltimore
There, Jane runs into her smooth-talking, light skinned ex-bae named Jackson
Jackson is predictably light skinned and ridiculous
Katherine whiffs the tea and grabs a cup
Dating is prohibited so Katherine is READY to put Jane on blast
While walking to the university, Katherine finna damn pass out cuz of her corset so Jane stays behind with her
Courting is prohibited and fashionable corsets are prohibited, so blackmail unites both Katherine and Jane in a mutual display of silence
Chapter 5
Katherine and Jane are stopped by these white guards as they try to enter the university
Jane literally shucks and jives their way inside
Turns out the lecture theyâre here to see is led by this racist, bitch ass professor named Professor Ghering
Professor is carrying on about how black and native people are less prone to becoming shamblers (a lie) because theyâre less developed as people (an even bigger lie)
He then talks about how he made a vaccine
The bitch THEN brings out a cage of shamblers and a (probably sexy) black man named Othello. Iâm sorry, you canât have the name Othello and not be sexy, amirite? #MarciSays
So apparently Othello got the vaccine and the point of all this theatre was to have Othello be bitten and not turn into a shambler to prove that colored hoes are somehow divinely destined to protect white people from shamblers
Jane foresees the bullshit and tries to be like âmaybe we donât do this????â and everyone was like âthis ainât your placeâ
Long story short, Othello gets bitten, turns into a shambler, and starts devouring Professor Ghering like the 2 for 1 special at Popeyes
Niggas wilâ out and try to escape
Chapter 6
Jane, on some true bad bitch energy, single-handedly took down Othello, goddamn Professor Gertrude, and 2 of the caged shamblers. The last remaining shamblers made a run for Mrs. Carr, the mayorâs wife, and of course Carrâs attendants fled the scene lmao. So Jane had to wrestle the shambler to the ground and was narrowly saved by the bullet of a native man who we donât know quite yet.
Chapter 7
Once back at Miss Prestonâs, somehow Jane got in trouble for saving lives?!?! And Katherine got in trouble for her corset.
Jane tried to throw Katherine under the bus to no avail
They were gonna get the strap, but Miss Duncan asked that they only be given house chores for 2 weeks
One day, during said period of house chores, Katherine and Jane are cleaning the floor when light skinned Jackson walks in and is like, âmy sisterâs missingâ
Context, Lily, Jacksonâs sister, is white passing and lived with a white family named the Spencers who were Egalitarians and were hella nice to black folk. They took her in because she was about to turn 12 and was inevitably gonna be sent to one of the combat schools and she wasnât really about that. One day, all of a sudden, the whole family was just goneâleaving everything behind as if they had just stepped out to run an errand.
Jane decides to help Jackson solve this mystery that night since they think the family mightâve been taken by shamblers
Katherine, somewhat thirstily, agrees to do the same
Chapter 8
In a flashback sequence, we find out that, back at Rose Hill Plantation (where Jane lived before the combat school), Janeâs mama had been hiding her every year whenever the gubment would come and try to recruit Jane and similarly aged youth for the combat schools.
One year, however, Auntie Aggie told Jane she had something special, gave her her magic coin, and asked that she volunteer herself to leave with the officers
And so she did
Chapter 9
Jane and Katherine sneak out in the dead of night
Katherine makes a huge deal out of Jane asking her to put on some damn pants
They make it to the Spencerâs house where they meet Jackson who breaks them into the house
The house looks tranquil af, so the prevailing shambler attack theory is losing some base
The three hear hoes outside so they escape into an underground tunnel inside the house
While underground, they hear three individualsâMr. Rupert, Mr. Redfern (the native man that saved Jane with his bullet), and ONE MISS ANDERSONâtalking above and plotting their move to essentially empty the house per the mayorâs request. So they take some shit and leave
Jane, Katherine, and Jackson are hella shook
They leave the house tryna figure out what tf happened when like 10 shamblers show up
They open a can of whoop-Ass
Jackson is emo and decides that the quest to find his sister no longer involves our heroines. Jane and Katherine are MAD late getting back to Miss Prestonâs so they beeline their way back home.
Chapter 10
Jane and Katherine sleepily drag themselves through the day until theyâre called for a meeting in Miss Prestonâs office
There, they find Miss Preston, Miss Anderson, Mr. Redfern, and ALL of my surprise
Turns out Katherine and Jane were invited to a fancy dinner at Mrs. Carrâs house and Redfern and Anderson are gonna be fitting the girls for their dresses and escorting the girls there. Seems cute enough minus the fact that they were invited cuz too many of the guestsâ attendants died
Jane tried to slide out the event by saying Miss Duncan gotta be there too
Prestonâs like âthat shouldnât be a problemâ
As they leave, Jane overhears miss Preston ask about the status of the Edgarâs disappearance and itâs lowkey just messy boots
Chapter 11
So when Jane is stressed she usually recalls memories from Rose Hill Plantation which naturally make her more stressed
So lowkey Janeâs mama was a white woman that has a reputation for sleeping with folks in the field that were enslaved
She was known for buying the âleast lucrative negroesâ and treating hoes with actual dignity and respectâwell as much as you can being a white woman that still bought black people
Mama was married to the major who left the plantation to fight for the confederacy which smh
Rachel was a black woman that worked in the house that hated the dog shit out of mama, mainly cuz back when they were still slaves, she was massuhâs favorite
Rachel is lowkey Uncle Ruckus lmao
Anyways, no one likes Rachel so âsta bien
Chapter 12
Jane and Katherine got sized for dresses without incident
The day before the dinner, Jane and Katherine are perched under a tree chillin
Jane reflects on how when the major came home, he was mad racist to Jane (without realizing that his wife was the mother), and 2 days later was dead after turning into a shambler
Jackson rolled up looking bloodied than a mf
Apparently he tried to sneak into the Mayorâs property to investigate the tings with the Spencerâs (the family that took care of his sister)
Katherine lets it slip that they finna be at the dinner party tomorrow and Jane already know itâs gonna be some bullshit with these mfs
Chapter 13
So niggas go to the Mayorâs asinine ass dinner
While there, hoes are bougie but like whites so whoâs surprised?
Mr. Redfern and Miss Duncan have a borderline flirtatious interaction and everybody gagged
Jackson ass disguised as a servant tryna get the tea, in plum disregard of the ass whopping he received just yesterday
Jane suddenly panics if her mom is alive or if Rose Hill is even still a place
Everyone gathers for food and Mr. Redfern, Jane, and Katherine line the wall with all the other cuhluds
Mr. Redfern reveals that he doesnât like Jane cuz sheâs arrogant and he knows her from her nightly escapades saving hoes â the streets call her the Angel of the Crossroads
Mr. Redfern also went to basically a combat school and it sounded heinous
Miss Andersonâs guest starts turning into a shambler so Jane throws a blade across the room and kills him and somehow white people were mad
Chapter 14
After Jane killed a bitch, hoes left hella awkwardly
Jane tries to go to the bathroom, but Jackson recruits her in his latest scheme to get information from the mayorâs office
The two snoop in the office and discover a book called âSummerlandâ which is a community in Kansas truly free of shamblers.
But they get caught by Miss Anderson and Mr. Redfern and are sent to the mayorâs clutches
Chapter 15
Turns out NOBODY is loyal and the mayor AND Miss Preston are in on the upcoming bullshit
Basically they get to the office and the mayor reveals how Summerland is the key to starting America over again. At present, itâs too dangerous. So itâs essentially an actual shambler free place, but they keep it safe by kidnapping graduates from the Preston school and forcing them there.
So thatâs where Jane and Jackson are headed
Oh yeah, and Katherine too cuz sheâs too pretty....?
So yeah all the white people are evil what else is knew?
Chapter 16
so boom right
Everyoneâs forced into the train to head out west
Up until this point, Jane and her mom had been sending letters to each other
Miss Anderson in a final act of just pure evil reveals that sheâs been harboring Janeâs momâs letters this whole time and also preventing Janeâs from being sent
Jane woulda thrown them hands si pudiera
The three head out in the cargo of a train car and it just sounds goddamn awful
Chapter 17
Theyâre still tryna make it to Summerland and itâs still goddamn miserable
When they make it to Summerland, Jackson immediately punches Redfern in the face (deserved) and makes a run for it
But heâs tackled and beaten up, smh
Jane lowkey kikied watching that lol
They all meet Sheriff Snyder (well mostly Katherine and Jane) and heâs racist and terrible
I swear every white person in this book is a Disney villain lmao
He tells them that theyâll basically patrol Summerland and keep it safe but guns are off limits since they might wilâ out with them
Summerland is supposed to be morally righteous and thereâs church all the time, no drinking or fornication. E-VER!!!
Jane lies to everybody and says Katherine is a white woman and Katherine was like âSHIIIIIIIIIIDT đźđźâ
Then they leave with this asshole named Bill (the sheriffâs cousin) and Mr. Gideon (doctor?) to go get shambler vaccinated
Chapter 18
Bill tries Jane and, moments later, caught them hands
They walk past what mightâve been a brothel and Katherine was shooketh, but lowkey itâs implied Katherine might have been part of one back in the day, unclear
They walk walk walk until they get to Mr. Gideonâs medical dungeon or whatever
Chapter 19
UGH I HATE WHITE PEOPLE
okay so anyway
They enter the lab or whatever and everyoneâs like omg
Gideon explains how his vaccine actually will work unlike the bullshit they saw happen in Baltimore
Jane gets a shot while Katherine gets her head measured to determine if sheâs a white woman (YALL I wish I was making this shit up ) and she passes the white Test. Katherine didnât get a vaccine which I hope doesnât become a thing later in the book...
They go get some clothes back above ground and Jane offers to escort her lady, Katherine, to the church with the other whites
Katherine is freaking out so Jane tells her a story about a fat rabbit that used to annoy tf out of everyone back at Rose Hill until they eventually killed it as an allegory of like âwe gon get these hoes once they caught slippinâ